Frequently Asked Questions
Who writes The Shuswap Drop?
Someone local. That’s all you need to know.
It’s anonymous on purpose—because it’s more fun that way (and because people get weird when you call out their parking lot designs by name).
Is this satire or real?
Both.
Some posts are based on real things happening around town, others are just spicy takes on ordinary stuff. If you're unsure which is which... that's kind of the point.
How often do new posts go up?
📅 One new Drop every other Thursday.
Sometimes more, if people care enough.
Can I submit an idea for a post?
Absolutely. If you’ve seen something weird, frustrating, or just plain dumb, submit it here anonymously →
Do you make money off this?
Nope. Not yet. Maybe one day if enough people read it and throw money at a tip jar. Until then, it runs on caffeine, spite, and a deep love of the Shuswap.
Will you roast my business?
Only if you deserve it. Or if you ask nicely.
Why are there so many hair salons in this town?
Unclear. But we’re monitoring the situation closely.
Still have questions? Too bad. 😎