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Do you struggle with parking in Salmon Arm? 👇

Why Parking in Salmon Arm Is So Confusing

Salmon Arm’s downtown parking system is confusing, inconsistent, and frustrating for locals and visitors alike. From outdated signage to unclear rules and aggressive ticketing, this post breaks down why parking in Salmon Arm is such a headache—and what the city could do to fix it.

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Why Driving to Tappen Feels Like a Survival Game

Construction chaos between Salmon Arm and Tappen has locals dodging cones, fading lines, and questionable flaggers. One rant you don’t want to miss.

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Did you know that we live in a crime hotspot? 👇

The Dark Side of a Small Town: Salmon Arm’s Crime Crisis

Chainsaws, bears, sock-poop, and scissor fights—these are real RCMP calls from Salmon Arm. A wild year of small-town crime.

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City Council Cliff Notes - May 26, 2025 - Salmon Arm

Plain-English summary of the May 26, 2025 Salmon Arm City Council meeting. Get caught up on local decisions, zoning changes, infrastructure updates, and more—without reading through pages of agenda minutes.

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